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(1) Martyn's first concourse
competition was destined to end in tears when the transporter
beat his TR7 by 20 points - Jim W |
(2) The Del Lines "Spit
Pickup" gets its first outing - Leigh |
(3) Jim liked his new car, but
wondered why it continually went round in circles - Mike Jarman |
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(4) Interesting mug holder and
nodding dog on this Model - Dave Goswell |
(5) Do I like the new trim?
- What? - Do I look like I was born yesterday? - Martyn |
(6) Revealed, John Elliotts
secret V8 project! - Craig |
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(7) That's the worst case
of valve seat erosion I've ever seen! - Ray Jones |
(8) Cooling the Lucas fuel pump
stretched Triumph engineering to the extreme - Dave Goswell |
(9) OK then Dad, I'll
explain it to you once more, then you can put it together next
time - Craig |
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(10) "Err....excuse
me ladies but my fanbelt's snapped again. I was just wondering..."
- Kevin Howarth |
(11) Chris Turner looked at
his son, smiled and said ' Don't worry,those sidescreen boys
will wave at us this year' - Jim W |
(12) Triumph's after sales
department sped after the eager customer. "Sir, if you can
spare us a few minutes, we will put the body on for you!"
- Wendy (btw) Bentley |
THE AWARD WINNING TR4 VINEYARD
MODEL WITH FLAIL MOWER IMPLEMENT |
Courtesy
of the infamous Reginald Squitts! |
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(13) The TR Knitting Machine
may be a little slow in the standing ¼ mile, but it’ll
run up a Tank-Top in under 5 seconds! - Reg |
(14) Judging by the blow back,
I'd guess that we got the fuel mix a bit rich - Craig |
(15) Well OK, but as long as
you wear a Carcoon! - Reg |
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(16) It's not working Daddy!
Dressing me in orange tiger print isn't enough to take people's
attention away from this gawdy interior - Kyle |
(16) Do you know what Malcolm?
I think I'd feel a bigger prick in THAT - Kyle |
(18) It may have been extreme but after
40 years someone got excited in an MGB! - Andy Moltu |
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(19) Each TR7 had to drive
through the stream, before leaving the factory, to kick start
the rusting process - Dave Goswell |
(20) I have to stop sniffing
T-cut - Mike (Sirmatt) |
(21) You put the left
foot in, the left foot out. IN, OUT, IN, OUT, SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT!
- Reg |
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(22) The “natural gas conversion”
didn’t prove popular with the driver
- Andy Moltu |
(23) The punishment for stealing
the Glavon News Letter was harsh... Emma's hand would have to
be removed and no amount of tears would prevent it! - Clive |
(24) Clive gets a lot of pleasure
out of polishing his car in an unusual way! - Wendy (btw) Bentley |
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(25) Simon demonstrates the
new S&S valet parking scheme - Steve Wilcox |
(26) Sorry Rudolph you and the
guys are getting on, had to beef up the horsepower and go from
sledge power to wedge power - Mike (Sirmatt) |
(27) Race spec V8 engine complete
with a couple of dipsticks - Kyle |
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(28) Ladies and Gentlemen, with
this tap on his foot, Andy will now show you his Michael Flatly
impression - Malcolm |
(29) You were only meant to
blow the bloody doors off! - Rob Geeves |
(30) I said HEEL, Rover! - Mike
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(31) Even the passenger feels
a kn*b in an MG - Adrian Bennett |
(32) God, this thing just keeps getting
bigger... perhaps if I press it down with my hands... - Clive |
(33) You know when you’ve been TANGO’D’
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(34) I'm dying for a pee! -
Malcolm |
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