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1) Dad, which screw do I adjust to get the Milk/Air ratio right?? - Ray Jones |
| 2) So lets get this straight, this is supposed to add 20HP to my Tonka, Right? - Andy Bond | |
| 3) OK then Dad, I'll explain it to you once more, then you can put it together next time - Craig | |
| 4) 'Oh no, here he goes again.... I wonder if he'll be upset if I tell him I want to be a ballet dancer... - Ian D | |
| 5) Steve reads up on the Birds & The Bee's, starting with a split diaphragm - Dave Goswell | |
| 6) It's all very well Dad but its hardly Winnie the Pooh - Andy Bond | |
| 7) Look dad... I told you to buy the Holly! - Clive | |
| 8) Malcolm once again gets the wrong idea when Sue asks him to read the children a book at bedtime - Bill | |
| 9) Are you sure you want me to choose your new forum nickname from this book Daddy? - Craig | |
| 10) Is that you asleep now, Dad? - Lox | |
| 11) "And I shall call him, Mini-Mal" - Bill |