TR CAPTIONS 33 - AUTHORS

(from the left) Robyn, Doug, Chris & Andrew with 'The Thing' at Mallory Park

1) In spite of the photographer's best efforts, attempts to hide the beer bellies behind two boys and a TR7 were unsuccessful. - Andy Moltu
2) Liverpool’s youth get set to steal TR7 from under owners nose, with help from portly accomplice. - Alastair Soutar-Branson
3) Quick you hot wire it , and we’ll be in Liverpool befor the old guy can catch us. - Alastair Soutar-Branson
4) But dad... I said I wanted a DeLorian! - Clive
5) Let me drive, I can put it in the kitty litter quicker than dad! - Tony Seaton
6) No, the car is fine Dad. The cr*p lap times are down to you - Malcolm
7) Dad, I know it's a COOL car, but do you have to put an ice bucket under the bonnet. - Reg
8) Yep, just like "Back to the Future", you put the rubbish in this funnel and at 85mph the kids vanish. - Dave Goswell
9) The other drivers in the competition found out how serious BL were about their project to reduce the overall weight of their rally cars when they spotted the new BL lightweight midget drivers - Alan Wynn
10) "Use the force luke” ,“ sorry master even the force can’t fix this - Mike Geddes
11) No trust me the kids will improve the power to weight ratio – but for god sake don’t tell their mum - Mike Geddes
12) Now, which one is the loud pedal? - Jonlar
13) I am sure Dad has his hands about here, when he is near the car! - David Ferry
14) Even a dummy run of the new BL air brakes failed to impress; although the bonnet flying up meant you couldn't see who you were going to shunt, the automatic door opening could play havoc in the middle lane of the motorway. - Jo the Cat
15) You know when you’ve been TANGO’D’ !!!! - WINNER - Mike Geddes