Courtesy of MG's 1970s advertising (no, really!) |
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1) I know the only way to get you in this car is to offer to stroke your knob! - Robgeev |
| 2) I know it's thin, but I can't help making it grind! - Jonlar | |
| 3) If only this was a TR, they’ve got much nicer gear sticks!! - Craig | |
| 4) The MG’s no where near as well endowed as the TR in the lever department!! - Craig | |
| 5) Haven't you finished that womens cut & blow dry yet? - Jim H | |
| 6) Let me in your TR and ill find much more to handle .... - Tony Sheach | |
| 7) Wrong outfit, wrong boyfriend, wrong car, wrong knob! - Reg | |
| 8) Annabelle, for goodness sake, can’t you wait?! - Reg | |
| 9) MG drivers do it better alone - Reg | |
| 10) If you don’t hurry up I’m going to start without you - Reg | |
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11) Ed the talking horse says "that
bird should try a TR it at least comes in a colour that matches her hair" - Andy Bond |
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| 12) Just goes to prove TR's have bigger knobs - Dave Goswell | |
| 13) Can I be your MG? - Andy Moltu | |
| 14) Even the passenger feels a kn*b in an MG... - Adrian Bennett . *WINNER* | |
| 15) This knob, is more exciting than the knob that owns it - Nigel Wood | |
| 16) If you twist this like that... (demonstration action of twisting gear knob),,, you can see the water feature in action - Clive | |
| 17) So you say,.... if I hold it like this.... and "talk" to it,.... I'll really get on the telly?.... OK then! - Andrew Smith | |
| 18) Where do the batteries go? - Mike Duggan | |
| 19) You keep a hold of my knob while I ask the horse who stole the car door - Alan McCutcheon | |
| 20) Hold the stick in reverse love (the handbrake's knackered & she jumps out of gear easily) while I try and coax Neddy into giving us 1 extra horsepower - every little helps in an MG! - Kyle |