Courtesy of Malcolm's 'slight mechanical hiccup' at the Kent Weekender What does he mean slight??? It spent a month in pieces on the driveway?? - The Wife |
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1) Always throw out the anchor in windy weather - Dave Goswell |
| 2) I said HEEL, Rover! - Mike Hardwick - *WINNER* | |
| 3) That Robgeev reckons all 7s are dogs, so I'll have to walk this one on the lead....... - Jim Hearnden | |
| 4) There's never a tractor engined TR around when you want a tow! - Jim Hearnden | |
| 5) Do you think that MGB driver will give me a tow? - Ron Algie | |
| 6) ...and I had to give money for old rope! - Clive | |
| 7) Honey, look what followed me home from the car show ....... Can I keep it ?? - Silver7 | |
| 8) Damn, why am i so attached to this car ?? - Silver7 | |
| 9) Malcolm's towing; nobody can beat our prices ...... - Silver7 | |
| 10) I said 'Heel' not 'stop', now come on or we'll never get home in time for Top Gear - TRisha | |
| 11) The red baby's got PMT. She just can't spell properly. - Karl | |
| 12) Normally I just catch shopping trolleys. - Robgeev | |
| 13) Malcolm checks to see if he can fit yet another 7 outside his house - Robgeev | |
| 14) As with all fishing trips suitable bait must be used to catch the elusive Robgeev prior conviction at a kangeroo court - Scotty | |
| 15) When I pull this string she says "Hello, my name is Trinnie, do you want to play with me?" - Mike Jarman | |
| 16) Yes I know it's not as quick this way, but after Sue saw the last fuel bill.... - Kyle | |
| 17) And to think they say there are no strings attached to TR7 ownership - Kyle | |
| 18) No matter how hard I pull on the starter the bloody lawn mower just wont go! - Sophie | |
| 19) I think he’s pulled! - Andy Moltu | |
| 20) Was this before the AA Relay wagon arrived or another breakdown? - Jonlar | |
| 21) I don't care how hard you pull I'm just not going to the Drivers' Club Weekend - Andy Moltu | |
| 22) As the TR concours competition gets tougher and tougher each year, new methods of cleanliness are being tried throughout the country. Here a man known only as Malcolm X tries the new performance dental floss for cars - Kristain | |
| 23) Now keep your foot on the brake while I attach this to the lamp post and go into Moss and buy a new handbrake cable - Duncan Jolly |