TR CAPTIONS 28 - AUTHORS
Courtesy of Martyn & Andy - the two 'dipsticks' from TR Captions 27!

1) The dye is running out of my suit and i dropped my chest hair piece! - Clive
2) Ladies and Gentlemen, with this tap on his foot, Andy will now show you his Michael Flatly impression - Malcolm
3) I've only got this grin on my face cos i sat on the ariel! - Clive
4) Andy and Martin show you how to make a lightweight TR7 - Clive
5) You bang it, and I'll sing "Good Vibrations" - Clive
6) Look cool, Drink Iron TRu! - Brewed in Coventry from old bangers! - Clive
7) I'm just going to test your reflexes and it won't hurt a bit! - Webby
8) Now venn I tap ze kneee, here tell me if it hurts - Jim Hearnden
9) Just getting in some off season seal clubbing training - Andy Moltu
10) Look mate, I'm doing you a favour; if Trinny and Suzanne see you with white socks and black shoes, you'll get more than this! - Reg
11) For todays lesson, Andy will carefully demonstrate the fine art of tap it adjustment! - Craig
12) Only MG drivers could look this happy destroying a TR! - Clive
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