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1) Yep I’ve found the problem,
the points gap is wrong - Craig |
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2) That’s the last time
I use the Registrar’s helpful “advice & maintenance
clinic” - Craig |
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3) The “natural gas conversion”
didn’t prove popular with the driver - Andy Moltu |
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4) I'm tellin' ya Andy, it will
work. I saw it on the Flintstones. Now run! - Kyle |
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5) 200 horses replaced by one
donkey, you really have to economise when you marry. Nowwhere's
that carrot? - Kyle |
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6) We can make a two-man Bob-Sleigh
out of this yet..... - Maxwell |
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7) I said i'd get it to the International
this year.........come on only another 20 miles - Jim W |
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8) Its NOT a pile of cr*p.The
man said its the original TR7 mid engined concept car I tell
you! - Jim W |
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9) Trust me - once we get this
baby to the beach those Baja bug boys wont know whats hit 'em!
- Bradley Stone |
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10) The new registrar took his
job SERIOUSLY. Every serial number on every bit of trim was meticulously
recorded - Jim W |
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11) Push harder slave, we'll
soon be back in Rome and you can rest! That's fine master, but
I am carrying the whole of Paris as well! - Clive |
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12) An intelligent engine management
system does not make up for a loon behind the wheel! ohhhh...
what wheel? - Clive |
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13) With only one man power triumph
tried everything they could think of to reduce the weight - Clive |
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14) Wilma! Someone pinched my
foot holes! - Clive |
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15) Street Mime Lesson 5 - How
not to do "Hi Ho Silver Lining" - Martyn H |
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16) That's the last time I take
my TR to Manchester! - Andy Bond |
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17) Triumph's attempts at manufacturing
a man/TR7 highbrid, the ill-famed "CenTauR" project,
failed due to the fact that instructions shouted from the driver
could not be heard over the wind noise - Kyle |
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18) Benjamin Kak of Staines,
inventor of the air bag - Reg |
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19) Members of the T.R. World
Straining Team exhibiting their Open Freestyle interpretation,
to the obvious olfactory delight of the crowds - Reg |
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20) How many miles to the gallon
(Wadworths 6X)? - Jonlar |