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1) Blue Suede, Blue Suede shoes .......
- Malcolm |
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2) They call it the mash, the monster mash
- Sue |
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3) And for my next trick I'll make this
TR3 disappear - |
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4) Well, you hold the sheep like this -
Mike Jarman |
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5) You put the left foot in, the left foot
out. IN, OUT, IN, OUT, SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT! - Reg |
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6) All right, who nicked my bike? - Reg |
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7) "A rust free TR? I would never
have believed it without seeing it with my own eyes," ...said
Elvis - Martyn |
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8) "So invisible man you drive a TR
? and I never realised you were so small ?". "Yes it
gets me noticed, by the way I'm also 6'8" and that's not
my head !!" - Mike (Sirmatt) |
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9) Ambulance Driver - "control -yes
we've found him, he's at the car show singing to a car again"
- Mike (Sirmatt) |
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10) Well mate, it's a lovely car, but you
should've painted it 'nipple pink' - Wendy |
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11) and this one is fitted with an extra
long wing mirror...ooh... ouch.. erm.. good job the ambulance
is here! - Clive |
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12) Phaaaart... oh, perhaps I can pretend
that that was the sound of a TR... - Clive |
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13) oh grief... i knew i shouldn't have
done that with a starting handle - Clive |
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14) oh... an invisible ball... wonder how
far i can push it.... - Clive |
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15) This mike shaped hip flask is great,
nobody suspects a thing! Oops, stumbled. I better drive, I'm
too drunk to walk! - Kyle |
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16) When raining the best stroke to use
in a TR is freestyle - Andy Bond |