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1) Launch a MiG? Whoops, sorry I thought
you said .......... - Malcolm |
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2) No, it won't do much damage, but the
restoration will cripple their economy - Malcolm |
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3) In a desperate attempt to pull the skin
off the rice pudding the MG driver resorts to extreme measures
- Andy Bond |
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4) The US branch of TR-Registers' secret
plan to get rid of the opposition is finally revealed...!!! -
Ian Pye |
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5) The World Ducks and Drakes Competition
was won by Bert Thriggs with his Reverse flick ‘B’
- Reg |
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6) Malcolm tries unsuccessfully at “Back
to the Future” - Reg |
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7) Are you sure we don't need the wind
deflector darling ? - Craig |
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8) Bush & Blair launch the new MG Hussain
Roadster - Webby |
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9) It may have been extreme but after 40
years someone got excited in an MGB! - Andy Moltu |
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10) Saddam's new M.G.B(asra) is delivered
courtesy of the US Air force - Webby |
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11) US Navy found guilty of dumping rubbish
in the sea - Mike (Sirmatt) |
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12) Crikey... so this is what happens when
you fit a Spitfire Engine! - Clive |
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13) Shoot! I'll buy Triumph next time!
- Clive |
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14) Right thats the last one, back to dock
to get another load - Trev |
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15) Although Saddam escaped, they knew
he would not get far in an MG, especially with the head gasket
gone - Mike Oram |
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16) Shitty shitty bang bang! - Andy Moltu |
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17) The first and last time this MG got
to 65 ! - Bob Blewitt |
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18) Algy: "The breaks have failed",
Biggles: "Quick... slam it into reverse!" - Clive |
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19) Harry Potter tries out MG for new film
and declares he'd prefer a broom stick any day - Wendy |
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20) Finally Revealed - John Elliots Secret
V8 Project! - Martyn |
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21) British Leyland decided that this was
the only launch the rubber bumper MGB deserved - Kyle |