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1) John Elliott's secret V8 project finally
Revealed - Craig |
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2) Oooh, is that the new TR9? - Malcolm |
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3) Let's hope BMW have a better idea than
Honda - Sue |
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4) Get your hand out of my fly Mavis –
This is NOT one to fantasise over! - Reg |
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5) so... this is the Acclaimed Triumph...
- Clive |
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6) I thought they all had slitty eyes where
they come from - Craig |
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7) No, you can't have one - Craig |
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8) No Malcolm, pushing that bump in your
trousers doesn't open the doors. Nice try though...... - Kyle |
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9) and people wonder why Triumph went out
of business! - Andy Bond |
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10) After much searching she finally decided
on the latest model sports car - Rachel |
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11) Michael Schumacher grinned at his new
BMW. That "lose a few races" deal with Ecclestone had
paid off handsomely... hadn't it..? - Martyn |
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12) Do you realise that the anagram for
Triumph Acclaim is "impractical hum" or "air impact
mulch" - Webby |
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13) Look Malcolm, they are that ashamed
of it they tippex-ed out their number plate - Kyle |
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14) Look,Look Gerome, the new Lada - Jean |
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15) And heaven broke out in tears when
seeing this - Jean |
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16) Do you know what Malcolm? I think I'd
feel a bigger prick in THAT - Kyle |
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17) We can use cardboard to make the wedge
shape, paint it silver and no-one will ever know it isn't an
original TR7! - Wendy |