TR CAPTIONS 13

Courtesy of Graeme Cook and GK Machine Inc. (http://www.gkmachine.com/tr4.htm)


THE AWARD WINNING TR4 VINEYARD MODEL WITH FLAIL MOWER IMPLEMENT
1) Sir John Black nodded approvingly, the Vanguard/Ferguson engine had never been able to power the sort of machine a Holley-topped V8 could - Martyn
2) As with all TR models the Vineyard came with a useful ashtray - Dave Goswell
3) When the TR Register rebuilt the second ever TR4a IRS they were given the wrong instruction manual - Clive
4) The TR Knitting Machine may be a little slow in the standing ¼ mile, but it’ll run up a Tank-Top in under 5 seconds! - Reg
5) Friends of TS2 not convinced latest cloning techniques will be appreciated by the wind up window brigade - Biggles
6) The aerodynamics were improved from the standard model - Marky
7) Michelotti decided the US sports car market was not yet ready for a Turret top TR - Malcolm
8) With a large capacity self fermenting wine tank and grape sniffers this model also has the ability to respray itself every 10000 gallons - Jet
9) Next week, we will have an advanced driving lesson in a TR2 - Peter Winn
10) The TR register unveil their new flailing device and announce that Recognised Suppliers not performing will no longer JUST be struck off the list... - Clive
11) Whilst the hydraulic brake conversion kit was effective on the road, the external master cylinder was hard to get past the concourse judges - Jim W
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